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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2014, 03:48:26 AM »
Once when we were dining with the whole family, my brother needed some sauce
There were two bottles, he took one but nothing came out.
Brother: Kuch nikalda ni vicho! Dusri deho
Mom: Menu deh, dekhi kidda nikaldi vicho
Brother: Nai nikalni, par aah lewo fado *gives the bottle*
Mom ne bottle nu thoda bohta hila ke.. boht sauce vicho kaddi

Mom: Kamineya, aah teri maa nikaldi aa vicho?!

 :laugh: :laugh: assi hass hass marge sare jane lol
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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #80 on: March 26, 2014, 03:48:26 AM »

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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2014, 03:51:07 AM »
"kehri maa nal lagga adhi raat nu" :hehe:

 ah te main pata nahi kini war sun chukkaa :laugh: :laugh: jadon v late night tak online rehnda reha india ch,!

hun :sad: main taras gya ah sunana nu
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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #82 on: March 26, 2014, 05:45:12 AM »
 
Mere ghare kade kise kuri da ph ni c aya
but pta ni kithon kuriyan nu number milgya
ghar prone bethe c

kise da phone aya te papa ne chakya
o kendiyan mera na le k tusi bolde en
meri papa di te chote veer di ph te avaj same aa
papa kende aho mein hi bolda
o kendiya hein ve kadi app v phone chukya kar mummi phone te bethayi aa   :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Quote from: ##Jatt James Bond ## on March 26, 2014, 05:45:12 AM

Mere ghare kade kise kuri da ph ni c aya
but pta ni kithon kuriyan nu number milgya
ghar prone bethe c

kise da phone aya te papa ne chakya
o kendiyan mera na le k tusi bolde en
meri papa di te chote veer di ph te avaj same aa
papa kende aho mein hi bolda
o kendiya hein ve kadi app v phone chukya kar mummi phone te bethayi aa   :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
mummi kende hunde hein ve even kuriyan piche ni laggi da pot  :smile: :smile:
so sweet
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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2014, 02:02:55 AM »
related to mera vyaah di koshish

mom= deej tu apdi photo deni aa ke nhi
me= amma haje closing tym aa me kafi busy aa baad ch offc da kam muk lave
mom= me last vaar puch rahi aa
me= amma eh 75vi barr last ho gya hun bas kro  :laugh:
mom= theek aa fir hun marka lana hi pena
me= thinking kehda marka  :wow: asking mom amma kehda marka
mom= ohi facebook aala mark zukerbarg otho kru download me fir vekhi   :wow:
me = :facepalm:
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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2014, 02:11:14 AM »
Quote from: Manmeet 'ஐ on March 26, 2014, 03:48:26 AM
Once when we were dining with the whole family, my brother needed some sauce
There were two bottles, he took one but nothing came out.
Brother: Kuch nikalda ni vicho! Dusri deho
Mom: Menu deh, dekhi kidda nikaldi vicho
Brother: Nai nikalni, par aah lewo fado *gives the bottle*
Mom ne bottle nu thoda bohta hila ke.. boht sauce vicho kaddi

Mom: Kamineya, aah teri maa nikaldi aa vicho?!

 :laugh: :laugh: assi hass hass marge sare jane lol


i know right :hehe:
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Re: Funny Things Parents Say...
« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2014, 02:45:53 AM »
Quote from: ѕʌɴɪʌ♥™ on March 25, 2014, 10:25:31 PM
Purania kabra khodan hi lagge ah ta ah wali bhi khod lene ah.
I'm sure everyone has funny moments.

Toxic and I killed this tho. Too many funny memories. :D:

My mom when I bother her:
“Dffa ho ja dangar jehi har vehle tang hi kardi rehndi. Dubara aayi ta belna marna main tere.”  :laugh:

menu meri mata kehnde hunde ne


teriyan jaban bhanan waliyan ne...

Parh la marr la kisse ne kudi ni deni :laugh: :D:



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Quote from: rabbdabanda on March 26, 2014, 03:51:07 AM
"kehri maa nal lagga adhi raat nu" :hehe:

 ah te main pata nahi kini war sun chukkaa :laugh: :laugh: jadon v late night tak online rehnda reha india ch,!

hun :sad: main taras gya ah sunana nu

 Hahha main ik din daddy naal  bed te sutta c main raat nu hna jime chat krda peya c daddy uth k

ptta ni sala mera kihde naal lgeya rehnda

ehnu keh awdi maa nu rotiyan v tere lyi lai ayeya kru gi :D:


fer ik din fer ehi hoyeya bapu fer

yr tu ehde cho labda ki rehnda.. Samaj ni ayi :hehe: :laugh:
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