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santa jokes
« on: October 18, 2009, 05:27:45 AM »
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.



Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?
Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?
Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!



How do you make Santa laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday....!!!!



Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Santa: B.Com final year"



interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?
Santa:nov 28.
interviewer:which year?
santa:abey ullu every year.



An englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!



Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?



Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."



Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.



How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.



Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.
Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators



Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!



Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Santa : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"



Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa- Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.



Santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Santa: No this is her husband speaking............




Santa: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Santa: No i will also live with ur sister.



santa is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

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