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santa banta
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:15:44 AM »
Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.”

 
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 06:07:41 AM »
banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay..... hih hih hih huh1: hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 10:19:46 AM »
lol hih nice.... i had to read it 2 times to understand it  :;) i didnt get it the first time i read it
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 04:38:55 PM »
misszjatti me to  hih hihi read it 2 times 2 cuz manu be phali wari samjh nahi  hih hihaya BUT ITS FUNNI hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2008, 05:11:10 AM »
u know but me also read 2 or 3 times to understand


 hih hih hih hih hih hih w39: huh1: :;) Balle; n1n hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 05:12:45 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih sar gaya sarya da hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 05:15:41 AM »
Quote from: jadomera.lakkhilda on January 24, 2008, 06:07:41 AM
banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay..... hih hih hih huh1: hih hih

Banta Bhagta hoya Aata Hai Aur Sante Se Kehta Hai.
Bhai Jaldi Jao Tumharye Ghar Main Talaab Ka Pani Ghus Geya Hai.
Santa: Oye Kio Chuth Bolta hai. Ghar Ki Chabi(Key) Tu Mare Pass Hai.
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2008, 05:19:53 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih


Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.


 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih w39: huh1: :;) Balle; n1n hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 06:05:28 AM »
Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 06:34:13 AM »
Interviewee; Wat z ur date of birth?Sardar: nov 28.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: abey ullu every year.
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 11:56:07 AM »




• Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan



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Re: santa banta
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2008, 01:52:00 PM »





 Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !





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Re: santa banta
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2008, 01:56:52 PM »


• Teacher: Light Kitho Aandi Hai?
Pappu: Mere Nankeya De Gharon.
Teacher: Kinwe?
Pppu: Jado Light Jandi Hai Papa Kehndy ne ‘Saleya ne Pher cut ti.



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Re: santa banta
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2008, 09:47:58 PM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih mar gayi hass hass k  hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2008, 05:41:30 AM »
Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2008, 05:45:35 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2008, 05:04:02 AM »
Banta without a licence was going in the two wheeler. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG DOES not know me
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2008, 06:26:49 AM »
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10 /- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. 


On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement
day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. 

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2008, 12:53:42 AM »


Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.

Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao

Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
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Re: santa banta
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2008, 02:29:02 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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