September 15, 2025, 05:20:52 PM
collapse
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: santa banta jokes  (Read 1679 times)

Offline PuNjAbAn_KuRhI

  • Vajir/Vajiran
  • *****
  • Like
  • -Given: 14
  • -Receive: 27
  • Posts: 7276
  • Tohar: 26
  • Gender: Female
  • PuNjAbANnNnNn...........
    • View Profile
santa banta jokes
« on: December 04, 2008, 04:52:03 PM »
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?


Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..


Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.


Santa apni GF ko  I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love.



Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.


Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.


Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"


A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...


Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."




Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!


Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?




 hih hih hih hih
Logged

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

santa banta jokes
« on: December 04, 2008, 04:52:03 PM »

Offline ~PunjabiKudi~

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Patvaari/Patvaaran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 11
  • -Receive: 44
  • Posts: 4653
  • Tohar: 32
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
  • Love Status: Married / Viaheyo
Re: santa banta jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 11:33:34 PM »
 hih hih hih hih hih
Logged

Offline PuNjAbAn_KuRhI

  • Vajir/Vajiran
  • *****
  • Like
  • -Given: 14
  • -Receive: 27
  • Posts: 7276
  • Tohar: 26
  • Gender: Female
  • PuNjAbANnNnNn...........
    • View Profile
Re: santa banta jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 12:23:01 PM »
 Laugh;)
Logged

Offline DAMAHKA

  • PJ Gabru
  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 7
  • Posts: 718
  • Tohar: 3
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: santa banta jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2008, 04:27:51 PM »
 marro;
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
0 Replies
2711 Views 		Last post December 30, 2007, 02:52:40 AM
by Punjaban.Jatti
3 Replies
1733 Views 		Last post March 24, 2012, 05:08:01 AM
by amy4162
2 Replies
1020 Views 		Last post March 17, 2011, 03:55:03 PM
by @@JeEt@@
0 Replies
798 Views 		Last post March 18, 2011, 02:27:37 AM
by ਨਖਰੋ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ
6 Replies
1152 Views 		Last post March 22, 2011, 11:27:36 PM
by ਨਖਰੋ ਮਜਾਜਾਂ ਪੱਟੀ
2 Replies
1150 Views 		Last post July 07, 2011, 07:20:54 AM
by anonymous
6 Replies
1396 Views 		Last post July 04, 2011, 01:04:34 PM
by anonymous
3 Replies
993 Views 		Last post July 13, 2011, 05:09:10 AM
by anonymous
5 Replies
2034 Views 		Last post May 21, 2012, 05:47:30 AM
by ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰
5 Replies
1770 Views 		Last post May 07, 2015, 10:40:31 PM
by Vijay gohal

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 3534
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Recent Posts

fix site pleae orrrr by Gujjar NO1
[February 24, 2025, 02:34:32 PM]
which pj member do u miss ryt now? by Gujjar NO1
[January 02, 2025, 12:52:22 PM]
your MOOD now by Gujjar NO1
[October 09, 2024, 12:31:28 PM]
Best DP of the Week by Gujjar NO1
[October 08, 2024, 05:24:20 AM]
PJ te kinnu dekhan nu jii karda tuhada ??? by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:45:10 PM]
~~say 1 truth abt the person above ya~~ by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:41:15 PM]
This Site Need Fix/Update by mundaxrisky
[August 20, 2024, 04:41:58 PM]
Request Video Of The Day by mundaxrisky
[July 09, 2024, 04:24:48 PM]
Majh on sale by Gujjar NO1
[April 07, 2024, 03:08:25 PM]
Hello Old Friends/Friendaynaz by Gujjar NO1
[March 14, 2024, 03:42:51 AM]
Test, just a test by Gujjar NO1
[March 11, 2024, 12:32:30 PM]
Good morning (first word ki keha) by Gujjar NO1
[February 27, 2024, 01:10:20 AM]
Throw something at the user above u by Gujjar NO1
[February 26, 2024, 01:13:56 PM]
Just two line shayari ... by Gujjar NO1
[February 15, 2024, 10:46:34 AM]
Hello Old Friends/Friendayna by ☬🅰🅳🅼🅸🅽☬
[July 07, 2023, 08:01:42 AM]
ਚਿੱਟਾ ਤੇ ਕਾਲ਼ਾ ਆਊਡੀਓਬੂਕ by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[March 30, 2023, 07:50:56 PM]
What is the first thing you do, when you wake up in the morning? by Cutter
[January 12, 2023, 08:23:23 AM]
Chita Te Kala Novel Latest Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[September 14, 2022, 07:03:31 PM]
Book Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:25:18 PM]
Books, Novels & Stories by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:20:16 PM]
New Book Release: Chita Te Kala Novel by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:06:16 PM]
What Is the Best Compliment You've Ever Received? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:24:41 PM]
Last textmessage that u received by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:12:26 PM]
name one thing you can't live without ? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:09:02 PM]
ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:03:57 PM]