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« on: January 23, 2008, 05:19:47 AM »
SANTA & BANTA WERE GOOD FRIENDS.THEY BOTH LOVED CRICKET.THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT WHO EVER DIES FIRST WILL COME IN THE OTHER'S DREAM & TALK ABOUT CRICKET.BANTA DIED FIRST.
SO BANTA CAME IN SANTA'S DREAM AND TALKED ABOUT CRICKET.SO SANTA ASKED BANTA THAT HOW IS CRICKET IN HEAVEN?
BANTA SAID"IN HEAVEN CRICKET IS VERY FAMOUS".
THE NEXT DAY BANTA AGAIN CAME.HE TOLD SANTA THAT HE HAS ONE GOODNEWS & ONE BAD NEWS.SANTA FIRST ASKED THE GOODNEWS.
BANTA SAID"THE GOODNEWS IS THAT THERE IS A MATCH IN HEAVEN TOMORROW & I'AM THE OPENING BATSMAN".
THEN SANTA ASKED THE BAD NEWS & BANTA SAID "THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE THE OPENING BOWLER IN THAT MATCH!!!".
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 06:05:32 AM »
Santa singh ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.


 hih hih Balle; hih hih
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 04:44:01 PM »
REALLY NIC LAK  hih hih hih

A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
"I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 06:36:51 AM »
• Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi





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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 06:38:53 AM »
Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 06:42:56 AM »


 
• Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi.
 








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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 05:07:33 PM »
ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING. BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING . HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER & BUT MY SISTER HAS TWO
 
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 07:20:43 PM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih mar gayi hass hass..
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 09:22:49 PM »
lolzzzz such a funny joke lol loved it  hih
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 01:28:52 AM »
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.[/b]
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 04:59:03 AM »
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2008, 05:09:20 AM »
The Sardarji Doctor to his patient

"It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2008, 05:17:35 AM »
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.



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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2008, 05:42:04 AM »
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2008, 05:45:48 AM »
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2008, 05:55:14 AM »
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend: why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2008, 05:58:45 AM »
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2008, 06:01:37 AM »
A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2008, 06:37:54 AM »
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
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« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2008, 05:53:04 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih manu second time read karna pya par its funny  i luv jokes cuz i cant stp laughin rite know  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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