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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2008, 04:52:13 AM »
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2008, 04:52:13 AM »

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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2008, 05:05:57 AM »
 hih  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih                thts funny         
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2008, 05:14:31 AM »


Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2008, 05:15:41 AM »
A Young couple moved into a new house. The wife was attractive but aloof. Being unable to hold out any longer, the eager neighbour once spotted her hanging her washing, and said " Behenji, your cow has eaten up my marigolds." "That can't be true," protested the pretty neighbour. " We don't have a cow." " I don't have marigolds either," replied the smart aleck, "but I don't like so much distance between neighbours."
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2008, 06:28:29 AM »
Munna bhai > Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye.
Sarkit > simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
 
tuii main binna sui k injection lagga lenna hahahahahahaha  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2008, 12:49:05 AM »
 palko pe apni bithaya hai tujhe

badi duaon k baad paya hai tujhe

aasani se nahi mile ho tum

international zoo se churaya hai tujhe

 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2008, 02:34:49 AM »
Our santaji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes.
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Re: santa banta good frnds lolz
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2008, 03:45:53 AM »
The state of Michigan has been laughing for days, and a very embarrassed news anchorwoman will probably from now on think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but dont get any.

A female news anchor in the state of Michigan who after the day it was supposed to have snowed and didnt, turned to the weather man and asked "So Bob, where is the 8 inches you promised me last night"

He was laughing so hard he had to leave the set.
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