1. AliBaba and the forty thieves are now AliBaba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off

2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate

3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.

4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money

5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.

6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America’s third biggest lender.

7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.

9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".

10. Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..

haha finally something good  :lol:

:courtsey recession

10. Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..


Lucky him  :lol: :lol: :lol:

: dont speak for that poor fella

Women finally marrying for love, and not money
  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe:

aaho hun kitho laban paise wala munda recession vich :happy:

bilkul; sai gal aa  :pagel:

: jeeb kyon bahar aa gai

kiyuki hun kudiyea mundiyea de paise da ujada kime karangeA  :hehe: :hehe:
huuhhh meri vari ch enj hona c  :huhh: :angr:

koi gal ni tere li paise vala lab danwa ge :happy:

lol paise ale naloh jaruri aa dil ala  8-> 8->

pher kala chita ki sochna

ma kidoh gal kiti kale chite di??? par thoda ja gora tan hove ah nah hove nere ch vekhe h nah  :hehe: :hehe:

jado ma tere jiju da bhra di gal kiti tu boli o kala haiga

ma marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :angr: :angr: kala matalb one an only nalayak

: te gussa kyon kri jandi. koi chachu tau da munda hauga pher

ohda ik frnd aa ghaint  :mean: :mean: par ohdi gf hegi aa :cry: :cry:

koi scheme lara lende aapa odi gf nu ntha dende aa :lost: