There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a
man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that
they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not
need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his
manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "there is some asshole out there
who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying
this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he
added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half".
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager
called on the boy and said, "you almost got yourself in a lot of trouble
earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of
it. You think on your feet and we like that around here.
Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota sir".
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota" asked the manager. The boy replied,
"They're all just whores and hockey players up there." The manager was
shocked and replied "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy answered, "Really! What team did she play for?"

kaljug  :hehe:

munde d treef na kari. kinna quck haiga :happy:

lai es ch ki aa
 :pagel: :pagel:

pta mere nal jad kdi enj hunda nah menu tan thaa n labhdi bhajan di hasa h ayi janda  :hehe:

ik var ma apni cousn di chugli kar rai c  :angr:
te ma mood ke vekhiyea ohdi mom khade hoye c....
mere tan hasse pe gaye :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

ma keha karlo gal :pagel: :pagel:

ssa keh ke bhaj gai otho

chugl kor :laugh:

lai fer ki hoea sabh krde aa
oh gal alag aa ma fadi jani aa

mere nal tan mahdi h badi hundi aa :sad:
ik var ma avdi frnd kol duji frnd di chugali kr ra c :pagel: msg kar rai c...oh sypaa jis kudi di chugali kar rai c use nu msg send kar dita ma X_X X_X X_X
ma phn nu switch kara battery kada ki he rabba nah jave
par syapa chala h gea  X_X X_X

oh tan rabb da shukar aa usnu samjh n aya
kehndi ah ki aa : :

bach gai

dekh la ah hunda mere nal :sad:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hasda aa huuhh  :huhh:
kini mushkal nal bachi c
babe ne bacha lea  :pagel: :

baba jee kite bachau u r already showing symptoms of trichotillimania :lost:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: nah nah... symptoms mere eho je nahi aa jaise tenu lgde :he:

babe hege aa...hath ser te babe da bibi di aven nahi chadai  : :

scootri ta challi na hor ki chlna :laugh:

chupe  :huhh:
ma 3 bande batha ke aram nal chala skdi aa
tere varge 6 foot de do bande aram nal mere magar beh skde aa  :cool:

mein ni vehnda aje char din jee len de :lost:

oo tu ja pare
ma chala chuki aa enj

rabb shanti dawe unha di atama nu :rabb:

ve marja tu dafa honiyea
theek ne oh

mei ni manda :lost:

piche beh ke vekh lai te avde varga ik hor ghodha le ayi  :huhh:

kehra model haiga scooter 1990? :lost: