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Pure kiwi humour
« on: January 12, 2011, 04:15:12 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: NZ-made.


The population of this country is 4 million



2 million are retired



That leaves 2 million to do the work



There are 1.5 million in school



Leaving 500,000 to do the work



Of these, 450,000 are "employed" by the government



So there's only 50,000 to do the work



4000 are in the armed forces, busy trying to catch Osama Bin-Laden



Which leaves just 46,600 to do the work



Take from that total the 10,000 unemployed people



Leaving just 36,600 left to do the work



At any given time there are 18,800 people in hospitals



Leaving 17,800 to do the work



Currently we have 17,798 people in prisons



That leaves just two people to do the work



You and me



And there you are



Sitting on your butt



At the computer, reading jokes



Nice..... Real nice.
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