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Title: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: KuriPataka on May 09, 2009, 03:34:40 AM
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Italian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Italian's, in the weeks that followed, a Chinese archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the China Daily read: 'Chinese archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Italian's.


One week later, The Punjab Times, a local newspaper in India, reported the following:
 
After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Amritsar, in Indian state of The Punjab, Dugdeep Singh, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Dugdeep has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, India had already gone wireless.
 
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: Steppenwolf on May 09, 2009, 03:40:56 AM
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Italian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Italian's, in the weeks that followed, a Chinese archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the China Daily read: 'Chinese archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Italian's.


One week later, The Punjab Times, a local newspaper in India, reported the following:
 
After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Amritsar, in Indian state of The Punjab, Dugdeep Singh, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Dugdeep has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, India had already gone wireless.
 

That was such a dork'ish thing to post.
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: KuriPataka on May 09, 2009, 04:28:45 AM
Of course you would know. Your royal dorkiness.
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: _Beast_ on May 14, 2009, 09:58:45 PM
ehde ton sanu ehe shikeya mildi hai k wireless india vich invent hoi c
oh vakhri gal uthe eni famous nahi hoi, te pehli try ennni jeada qamjab nahi hoi c
:hehe:
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: TheStig on May 14, 2009, 10:37:17 PM
ahhahaha :hehe:
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: _Beast_ on June 30, 2009, 08:56:14 PM
ahhahaha :hehe:
bhaji its ture apney desi bandey ney sabh pehla wireless de lehr shuru ketti c research kar k dekh lao
british empire de time de gal hai
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: KuriPataka on July 05, 2009, 09:57:43 PM
Aho. Punjabis are so innovative. Just look at some of the cars they drive in INdia. Pata nahi kive chala lehnde. lol
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: Jatt Yamla on July 07, 2009, 02:28:33 PM
ahahaha man this was aawesome...preety funny..
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Post by: M. on July 07, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
haha
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Post by: Jhanda_Amli on July 07, 2009, 02:34:36 PM
Wesse funny se..
but made punjabi look dumb   :angr:
kididn :P
Title: Re: Punjabis Rock :)
Post by: Jatt Yamla on July 07, 2009, 02:37:55 PM
nooo yaar ....it didn't ...waisey ethee punjabi's te joke likhna mana aaa...