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Punjabi Teemiya Style
« on: April 26, 2010, 10:38:49 AM »
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man married a woman from New Delhi. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from the Bombay. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a woman from the Haryana. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, the cooking and bring him beer in her birthday suit. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, there was a huge dinner on the table and she served a beer in her birthday suit.

The fourth man married a girl from Moga, Punjab. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty moving around. That my friends is what happened to Grenade Singh.  happy0045
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« on: April 26, 2010, 10:38:49 AM »

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Re: Punjabi Teemiya Style
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2010, 09:08:47 PM »
 =D> nice job by Moga Girl :happy:

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Re: Punjabi Teemiya Style
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2010, 09:13:52 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: haha poor GS paaaji...

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Re: Punjabi Teemiya Style
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2010, 09:24:55 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: 4 juttyian leondian c lol starting vich hi....

4 peendian rahen ta burrian set rahendian ...nahi te sir nu peendian lol

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Re: Punjabi Teemiya Style
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 12:31:54 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: 4 juttyian leondian c lol starting vich hi....

4 peendian rahen ta burrian set rahendian ...nahi te sir nu peendian lol

dekhla canada vich tenu police ne ik dam ghera pauna...

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Re: Punjabi Teemiya Style
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 12:42:06 PM »
grenade da vyah vi hochukeya, te sanu dasseya vi nai  :angry:

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Re: Punjabi Teemiya Style
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2010, 10:28:45 AM »
hahahah.. aa Set aa.. lol

:laugh: :laugh: 4 juttyian leondian c lol starting vich hi....

4 peendian rahen ta burrian set rahendian ...nahi te sir nu peendian lol

aa Charaa lagda Nasha patta karan lagg peyya.. Jithe wekho Hyper jehhe reply karda aa..  :pagel:

 

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