Author Topic: Jokes on PJ Team Members !! (Read 4777 times)

Jhanda_Amli · « **on:** August 10, 2009, 01:07:48 AM »

How do you make Mano laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Why does Gernade Singh always smile during lightning storms?
Cause he think his picture is being taken.

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Kuri Pataka comes back 2 her car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
She writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

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Lado Rani to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Lado Rani: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Billu Bakra falls in Love with Nurse.
He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

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What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Desi Trademark Replied: All are born on Government Holidays

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Powerlifter with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and Daffa Hona called me - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"Daffa Hona called back."

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Mann Sabh is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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Yamla Jatt got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate.
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah, Yamla read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

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Will update the others later.. :pagel:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** August 10, 2009, 01:07:48 AM »

●๋•dểکí вïllø · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:22:41 AM »

hawwwwwwwwwww
menu pata naye c
mein ene smart aa!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
gud 1 man!!

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2009, 03:47:24 AM »

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

M. · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:31:40 AM »

lmfaoooooooooo :laugh:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:40:51 AM »

lolzzzzz hehehehehe loll,, loll,, loll,,

ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:50:24 AM »

loll,, loll,, loll,, loll,, loll,,
so funny yaar mazaa aa gya pad k

powerlifter · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:53:33 AM »

Quote

Powerlifter with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and Daffa Hona called me - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"Daffa Hona called back."

:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: loll,, loll,,

ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:57:50 AM »

pl ji tuhade te poora fit hai eh joke
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

M. · « **Reply #8 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:55:44 AM »

Yamla Jatt got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate.
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah, Yamla read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

this one is mindblowing lmfao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #9 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:31:54 AM »

I loved the joke on DEv.. that is sick

Wesse thanwad ji saria da.. more updates soon

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #10 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:33:07 AM »

Quote from: powerlifter on August 10, 2009, 05:53:33 AM

:marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: loll,, loll,,

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ƁΔƘΓΔ · « **Reply #11 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:03:31 AM »

lol sarey hi jokes vadiya aa...

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #12 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:43:09 AM »

update vi kar do hun :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #13 on:** August 10, 2009, 10:43:04 PM »

Quote from: тнє ѕσυℓ мαтє™ on August 10, 2009, 10:43:09 AM

update vi kar do hun :angr: :angr: :angr: :angr:

:lol: :lol:
oh oh.. aa teh chetta he phul geyya.. challo fer sahi..

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #14 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:19:49 PM »

ajj meriyan sara din photoyan hi khich hundiya rahiya... yaar mein koi hollywood star aa jehda meri photo khichde rehne aa tusi...

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:20:35 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on August 10, 2009, 11:19:49 PM

ajj meriyan sara din photoyan hi khich hundiya rahiya... yaar mein koi hollywood star aa jehda meri photo khichde rehne aa tusi...

nah bai tu sadda main banda jo hoyya... :pagel:

*rAbh RaKHA* · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:17:31 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: eh tan mein ajj vekeya ..awesum job g..keep it up :pagel:

ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ · « **Reply #17 on:** August 13, 2009, 12:27:53 PM »

mele upper koi joke nahi tha
bely bad
is choti shi bachi ko bhul gyae ap
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
just kidding dubara pade fer v pad k bahut mazaa aya
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ · « **Reply #18 on:** August 13, 2009, 12:42:05 PM »

:angr: :angr: :angr: amliyaa update karde nai me maar dena aaj ek addde nu ethe bach jaao mere to bach hunda :hehe:

ღ♥Bharind♥ღ · « **Reply #19 on:** August 13, 2009, 12:47:13 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: they all are good ones... :lol:

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