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Jokes on PJ Team Members !!
« on: August 10, 2009, 01:07:48 AM »
How do you make Mano laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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Why does Gernade Singh always smile during lightning storms?
Cause he think his picture is being taken.

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Kuri Pataka comes back 2 her car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
She writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

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Lado Rani to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Lado Rani: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Billu Bakra falls in Love with Nurse.
He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

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What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Desi Trademark Replied: All are born on Government Holidays

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Powerlifter with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and Daffa Hona called me - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"Daffa Hona called back."

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Mann Sabh is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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Yamla Jatt got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate.
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah, Yamla read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

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Will update the others later..  :pagel:

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