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Programmer Smoking
« on: November 25, 2009, 04:49:44 PM »
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
“Hey, don’t you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn’t you see the giant warning on the box?!”
“That’s OK” says the guy, puffing casually “I’m a computer programmer”
“So? What’s that got to do with anything?”
“We don’t care about warnings. We only care about errors.”

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Programmer Smoking
« on: November 25, 2009, 04:49:44 PM »

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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 04:57:31 PM »
hahahha silly
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 10:27:27 PM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 25, 2009, 04:57:31 PM
hahahha silly
today's most of ma jokes r on programmers or computer related
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 10:33:33 PM »
haha yeah but they good bro
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 10:36:11 PM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 25, 2009, 10:33:33 PM
haha yeah but they good bro
though jokes or humour is almost same the world over but these are exclusively from ma part of world :happy: and its a herculeans task to find clean jokes.. usually all are dirty :happy:
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 10:40:36 PM »
ahha i agreee
most of these western jokes are dirty
i get about many of them in email and have to delete them some are good some are just talking shyt
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 10:46:27 PM »
 :hehe: :hehe: nonsense
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2009, 05:03:56 AM »
Quote from: ѕαя∂αяηι on November 25, 2009, 10:46:27 PM
:hehe: :hehe: nonsense
Whats nonsence? :lost:
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2009, 05:06:50 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on November 27, 2009, 05:03:56 AM
Whats nonsence? :lost:
yes dis is nonsense
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 05:09:17 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
tht man must be kinder
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Programmer Smoking
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 05:35:06 AM »
Quote from: ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ on November 27, 2009, 05:09:17 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
tht man must be kinder
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
a man cant be kinder :lost:
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