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Programmer and The Frog
« on: November 25, 2009, 05:07:30 PM »
A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”

The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do anything you want.” Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The programmer said, “Look, I’m a programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend — but a talking frog, now that’s cool!”


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Programmer and The Frog
« on: November 25, 2009, 05:07:30 PM »

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 05:17:28 PM »
hahaha

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2009, 10:26:19 PM »

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2009, 10:31:35 PM »
yes indeed

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 10:33:50 PM »

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2009, 10:48:02 PM »
hhahahhahah
jama pagal

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 01:09:57 AM »
hhahahhahah
jama pagal
haan jamia hi pagal lagda :lost:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 01:20:59 AM »
haan jamia hi pagal lagda :lost:
haye ve rabba es munde da ma ki kra  :Cry: :Cry:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 01:22:48 AM »
haye ve rabba es munde da ma ki kra  :Cry: :Cry:
hun ki hoia :wait:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 01:29:57 AM »
hun ki hoia :wait:
jamia n
jama pagal aa
matalb poora pagal aa

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 01:31:22 AM »
jamia n
jama pagal aa
matalb poora pagal aa
matlab tere verga  :laugh:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 01:36:39 AM »
matlab tere verga  :laugh:
shut ju up :huhh:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 02:41:11 AM »

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2009, 03:17:18 AM »
mirchi khadi ki?
i love hari mirchi  :hug:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2009, 06:45:11 AM »
i love hari mirchi  :hug:
whaoooo and i conclude you are prone to piles :happy:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2009, 11:07:08 PM »
whaoooo and i conclude you are prone to piles :happy:
kinda  :hehe:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2009, 11:20:29 PM »
kinda  :hehe:
ajj to precaution shuru..mirchi band

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2009, 11:21:58 PM »
ajj to precaution shuru..mirchi band
lol nah
mirchi h mera booster aa :hehe:

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2009, 11:23:32 PM »
lol nah
mirchi h mera booster aa :hehe:
khao pher jam ke khao ape piles hoau

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Re: Programmer and The Frog
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2009, 11:26:05 PM »
khao pher jam ke khao ape piles hoau
kush n hunda ... ajj v ma mirchi le ke ayi aa :superhappy:

 

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