Author Topic: Professions and their meanings !!! (Read 1171 times)

Rubbie · « **on:** June 27, 2010, 02:15:53 PM »

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.

An architect is someone who makes beautiful models, but unaffordable realities.

A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A schoolteacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

Author Topic: Professions and their meanings !!! (Read 1171 times)

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Professions and their meanings !!!

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