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Prisoner & his wifey!
« on: May 19, 2011, 05:39:40 PM »
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, Whatever you do, do not touch the garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the entire back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear Wife, Now is the best time to plant the lettuce." :D: :D:
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Prisoner & his wifey!
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Re: Prisoner & his wifey!
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 08:05:44 PM »
heheh I heard a similar one to this.
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Re: Prisoner & his wifey!
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 09:32:22 PM »
hahahahaha
smart prisoner
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Re: Prisoner & his wifey!
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 10:24:08 PM »
lolz smarty :P
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Re: Prisoner & his wifey!
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 11:16:29 PM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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FREE CH BAN JANA.. :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Prisoner & his wifey!
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 11:22:28 PM »
u got it bro :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Prisoner & his wifey!
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 05:43:15 AM »
 :laugh:  I don't actually get it.  :dnk:
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