As a student employee for technology support at my university, I get a lot of silly people on the phone asking stupid questions. Some of my favorite calls:

1) Does the school limit the amount of Hotmail accounts I can have?

2) I broke the cup holder on my desktop, can someone come over to fix it? (by cup holder they actually meant CD drive tray, on which they'd been keeping their coffee mug!)

3) Is my printer not working because my email is bad?

4) How do I save a file? You can't save to a floppy disk, can you?

But the 'Stupid Award' goes to this one:

5) I spilled soup all over my laptop keyboard and then dropped it down the stairs. Why won't it turn on?