•Good Communication Skills – Spends lots of time on phone
•Average Employee – Not too bright
•Exceptionally Well Qualified – Made no major blunders yet
•Work Is First Priority – Too ugly to get a date
•Active Socially – Drinks a lot
•Independent Worker – Nobody knows what he/she does
•Quick Thinking – Offers plausible excuses
•Careful Thinker – Won’t make a decision
•Aggressive – Obnoxious
•Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs – Gets someone else to do it
•Expresses Themselves Well – Speaks English
•Meticulous Attention To Detail – A nit picker
•Has Leadership Qualities – Is tall or has a loud voice
•Exceptionally Good Judgment – Lucky
•Keen Sense Of Humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
•Career Minded – Back Stabber
•Loyal – Can’t get a job anywhere else