The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008
models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: '$90,000
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000'
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really
a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this
phone belongs to?'

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oh my god
i cant stop laughing
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hass lo jee hass lo, kya paa kal daant ho na ho :happy:

Whose phone?

 :happy:

gal n bani  /:)

gal n bani  /:)

:hehe: tubelight

shut u up  :huhh:
koi gal bani
hain wife avde husband di awaj n pachandi hovegi

jama bakwaas c

jamaaaaaaaaaa bakwassssssssssssssssssss

wife de dimaag vich taa mercedez te makan ghum riha c..us vele koun parwaah karda kehdi awaz haigi...naale jheri awaz har gall nu haan kari jave oho apne his kise di hundi hai

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ve marja tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

waheguru tuhada keha pura kare :sad: par jara ruk jaande ta changa hunda...vyah karwa lenda..pichhe tunnu, munnu, gunnu,chinki, rinki,noni, pony, tony, reena, sheena, haseena,sita, gita, santa te banta chhadd janda apni nishani :sad:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: hhhahahahhahahahhaha

hun tan paka marjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :marro: :marro: :marro: ala
ma h mar deini aa  :marro: :marro:

tusi taan kal de maar rahe ho par mein ni maria..tuhada kulhara blunt hai te meri chamri moti :hehe:

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aj toh tera naam moti chamri ala  :laugh: :laugh:

naamkaran di vadai :happy: