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Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 21, 2010, 07:14:32 PM »
Kamlo : Pandit ji mujhe sanskrit sikhni hai..

Pandit : Sanskrit ? , Kyun ? :lost:

Kamlo: Devtao ki bhasha hai , Swarg mei zarurat padegi.. :wait:

Pandit : Agar Narak mei gayi to ?

Kamlo : Punjabi to aati hi hai !!  :happy:

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Pandit te kamlo
« on: June 21, 2010, 07:14:32 PM »

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2010, 07:15:31 PM »
hawww..huh
Punjabi ehni sohni pacha ha..sadi maa boli
why narak :huhh:

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2010, 07:21:21 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: nyccc
narak ch laran lai
u knw punjabi ch mostly gala kad ke gal karde aa ex "sala" nd all hhehee

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2010, 09:49:31 PM »

:laugh: sahi hi te keha punjabi ta change change di maat maar dawe  :pagel:


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: nyccc
narak ch laran lai
u knw punjabi ch mostly gala kad ke gal karde aa ex "sala" nd all hhehee

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2010, 11:13:53 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
pandat di bolti band :blah: :blah: :loll:

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2010, 12:46:17 AM »
haha nice.. :-)

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2010, 12:48:46 AM »
lol lagda punjabi narka che e bolan jogi reh jani holi holi ..punjab che hindi teh bajar wali janta ta oda e punjabi ghatt boldi

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2010, 01:24:28 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2010, 01:12:21 AM »
nah ehnu Punjabi Kethe aunde aa.. Eh teh Angreji Bolde aa..  :loll: :loll:

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2010, 01:16:01 AM »
i'm Offended

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2010, 01:18:12 AM »
okay i dont like this joke...

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2010, 01:19:37 AM »
lol i was kiddin...Preeto has khed leya kar..it doesn't have to be about offense...take it as joke.

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2010, 01:19:59 AM »
i'm Offended

um wid u bai ..punjabi kinni mithi jubaan ah thiz aint a funny shit

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2010, 01:21:42 AM »
i'm Offended

okay i dont like this joke...

Yes I am offended too ....  :pagel:  :loll:

P.S. - Rahul in trouble....  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2010, 01:25:28 AM »
yamle main tere ton nhi inspire ho k akheya c... :pagel: mainu nhi changa lagga bass...
lol i was kiddin...Preeto has khed leya kar..it doesn't have to be about offense...take it as joke.

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2010, 01:32:53 AM »
okay i dont like this joke...
calm down its just a joke ( Please refer to the Forum section - its says jokes Majak )

um wid u bai ..punjabi kinni mithi jubaan ah thiz aint a funny shit

Punjabi mithi jubaan hai no doubt and it was just a joke dont get offended for no reason! I am punjabi too
Why do you laugh when you see jokes at americans or any other nationals? Don't they get offended when they learn about it?
Meant to make you laugh ! if you don't like it .. don't like it,. bad luck!

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2010, 01:34:31 AM »
Yes I am offended too ....  :pagel:  :loll:

P.S. - Rahul in trouble....  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


haha  :happy: not realy brother!

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2010, 01:38:36 AM »
calm down its just a joke ( Please refer to the Forum section - its says jokes Majak )

Punjabi mithi jubaan hai no doubt and it was just a joke dont get offended for no reason! I am punjabi too
Why do you laugh when you see jokes at americans or any other nationals? Don't they get offended when they learn about it?
Meant to make you laugh ! if you don't like it .. don't like it,. bad luck!

dude i aint sayin dat u ain punjabi ..nd yao joke wsnt on punjabiz ..it was on language . nd i havnt heard jokez on english or hindi
nd abt americanz ..if yao livin in america yao american so it aint on any paticular race or language ..
again u r entitled to ur opinion ... i represented mine  ..

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2010, 01:45:04 AM »
I think I didnt see that as an offensive Joke.

I mean why it is offensive - People who speak punjabi Dont go to hell? Mostly people are living in hell (drinking, Fighting etc etc) and speaking punjabi ...
And There are always lighter side of things, and if you consider that it is a "VERY OFFENSIVE" Talk that hurt your beliefs about Punjabi Language and you loosing your faith in punjabi language as it has devoloped a sterotype in your thought regarding Speaking punjabi will get people to hell .. We will delete it.. No Big deal mate... Your Say? :happy:

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Re: Pandit te kamlo
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2010, 01:48:21 AM »
dude i aint sayin dat u ain punjabi ..nd yao joke wsnt on punjabiz ..it was on language . nd i havnt heard jokez on english or hindi
nd abt americanz ..if yao livin in america yao american so it aint on any paticular race or language ..
again u r entitled to ur opinion ... i represented mine  ..

you got your own thinking and I got mine. Talking alot about language, do you think we guys are disrespecting our language?
Better teach others who talk loud in public and swear for no reason? I think thats what you call disrespect!

Dude search on the forum there are many jokes on english / americans no hard feeling mate

 

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