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Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« on: July 15, 2014, 10:44:00 PM »
Way back 10 or so years I used to watch Pakistani Stageshows, so I had some jokes saved up that I never posted...

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bari vich beh ke amrood payi khani aa
aaja mere balma menu loon hi pharhaja

batti aundi aa batti jandi aa
vekho oye jalmo, transformer'ch nuks aa
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Ik mera dost oh kehnda das menu ehna 2 udd-de kabootran'chon kabootri kehdi te kabooter kehda
main keha saleya dekh ta sahi, jehda udd-da oh kabooter aa... te oh jehdi udd-di aa, oh kabootri aa

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palkan da chimta vaja ke,
tere naal mohobattan pakey, main lutti gayi

menu apne ghar bulake,
menu ehni feem khuyake, app sutti rayi

mere naal hath milake,
dhai-300 jeb'ch pakey, navi jutti layi...
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Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« on: July 15, 2014, 10:44:00 PM »

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Re: Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2014, 11:11:40 PM »
it is ok not tht funny veer  :he:
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Re: Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2014, 11:18:19 PM »
Quote from: -Myself-Ghaint (^‿◕) on July 15, 2014, 11:11:40 PM
it is ok not tht funny veer  :he:

yeah u r right bro
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Re: Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2014, 12:08:30 PM »
Quote from: Grenade Singh on July 15, 2014, 10:44:00 PM
Way back 10 or so years I used to watch Pakistani Stageshows, so I had some jokes saved up that I never posted...

---
bari vich beh ke amrood payi khani aa
aaja mere balma menu loon hi pharhaja

batti aundi aa batti jandi aa
vekho oye jalmo, transformer'ch nuks aa
---

Ik mera dost oh kehnda das menu ehna 2 udd-de kabootran'chon kabootri kehdi te kabooter kehda
main keha saleya dekh ta sahi, jehda udd-da oh kabooter aa... te oh jehdi udd-di aa, oh kabootri aa

---
palkan da chimta vaja ke,
tere naal mohobattan pakey, main lutti gayi

menu apne ghar bulake,
menu ehni feem khuyake, app sutti rayi

mere naal hath milake,
dhai-300 jeb'ch pakey, navi jutti layi...
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hahaha Grenade singh veer asli najara tan vekhan ch aa pakistani stage drama..padh k aena njara jeha ni aunda
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Re: Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2014, 12:32:38 PM »
Ik war do jane scooter te beh k jande paye c laal batti cross kar gaye.....traffic police te hath dita per oh rukke nahi....ohna ne piche gaddi la lai te thodi der ch lamme pa laye tini jane....pehlan ta sidi chapead shaddi jehra scooter chalunda c....Fir traffic wala scooter chalun wale nu pushda ki mein piche hath dita c tenu tu rukea kio nahi? Naal da khenda janab tusi hath di gal kar rahe ho tuhade ton pehlan kise ne puri baah deti c eh tan odo v nahi rukeya :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2014, 01:36:56 AM »
Quote from: ηαωту мυη∂α on July 29, 2014, 12:32:38 PM
Ik war do jane scooter te beh k jande paye c laal batti cross kar gaye.....traffic police te hath dita per oh rukke nahi....ohna ne piche gaddi la lai te thodi der ch lamme pa laye tini jane....pehlan ta sidi chapead shaddi jehra scooter chalunda c....Fir traffic wala scooter chalun wale nu pushda ki mein piche hath dita c tenu tu rukea kio nahi? Naal da khenda janab tusi hath di gal kar rahe ho tuhade ton pehlan kise ne puri baah deti c eh tan odo v nahi rukeya :D: :D: :D:

hahaha
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