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Office And Candidate
« on: October 30, 2007, 08:28:29 AM »
OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER’S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE…

OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?

OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURE
« Last Edit: November 13, 2007, 01:43:15 AM by ~PunjabiKudi~ »
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Office And Candidate
« on: October 30, 2007, 08:28:29 AM »

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Office And Candidate
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 08:43:35 AM »
wah be wah badda vadiya wa
hun meinu eh lagda ki enu likhn wala V koi MP he c
Maha pagal............
« Last Edit: May 14, 2009, 10:07:03 PM by PENDU »
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Re: Office And Candidate
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2008, 06:41:38 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Office And Candidate
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 05:27:20 AM »
Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"


Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Re: Office And Candidate
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 05:50:35 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihhih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hihih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

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Re: Office And Candidate
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2008, 05:00:34 AM »
Robert: Boss, is peter ke bacche ne hamare saath gaddari ki hai. Ajit: Robert , usay revalving chair me bita dho, patha chal jayega ki 'chakkar' kya hai..
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Re: Office And Candidate
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2009, 06:43:02 AM »
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