No second question please...
The School Inspector asked the class whether he should ask one difficult question, or two simple questions. A clever student told him to ask only one difficult question. The Inspector asked him the place where the first woman was born.
The boy answered that it was at the Lady Hardinge Hospital, New Delhi.
"How do you know?" the Inspector asked.
"No second question, please," the boy triumphantly replied.

hahaha....gud ji