October 13, 2025, 03:45:11 AM
collapse

Author Topic: Newtons Law Of Ishq........  (Read 2851 times)

Offline Tezy_Sandhu

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 59
  • -Receive: 178
  • Posts: 2026
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
  • TeZy SaNdhU
    • View Profile
Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« on: November 07, 2008, 11:30:26 PM »
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals...



Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« on: November 07, 2008, 11:30:26 PM »

Offline Tezy_Sandhu

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 59
  • -Receive: 178
  • Posts: 2026
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
  • TeZy SaNdhU
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 11:30:58 PM »
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance...

Offline Tezy_Sandhu

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 59
  • -Receive: 178
  • Posts: 2026
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
  • TeZy SaNdhU
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 11:31:46 PM »
Newtons 3rd Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy...

Offline Pυηנαвι Sιηgн Sσσямα

  • PJ Gabru
  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 3
  • -Receive: 5
  • Posts: 947
  • Tohar: 4
  • Gender: Male
  • ੴ ਸਤਿ ਨਾਮੁ ......waheguru.....ੴ
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 11:36:44 PM »
huhaaaa
sahi kha per i dont belive in this
ajj kal gurls te nilkul v nahi trust karna chiada

mera 3rd law suno fir
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(i mean gurl finds new bf) comes into play and gurl ill b attracted to external agent then
ahhhha



Offline ਅਮਨ ਪੰਨੂ

  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • ***
  • Like
  • -Given: 12
  • -Receive: 17
  • Posts: 1782
  • Tohar: 24
  • Gender: Male
  • Always Love Your Enemy, But Keep Your Gun Oiled !
    • View Profile
    • http://     Punjabi-Bhangra.com
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2008, 12:54:09 AM »
hahahaha  mama tusi ki dove ralke nave nave Newton Law Kaddi jande jaa... vakheo kitta kudiya lamma na paa lain tuhanu dowa nu... hihihihihihii happy0045 happy0045

Offline ღ♥Bharind♥ღ

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 16
  • -Receive: 15
  • Posts: 2990
  • Tohar: 1
    • View Profile
  • Love Status: Single / Talaashi Wich
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2008, 10:11:59 AM »
oyeee.... aa galt ne laws... tu c apne hi hypothesis chaddi jane oo.... theory hagi ta dasoo ehna laws di?????????????  marro; marro; nurse_madam0074

Offline wasim

  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • ***
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 1
  • Posts: 1425
  • Tohar: 7
  • Gender: Male
  • chal rean de
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2008, 10:24:37 AM »



       theory api lab lo tusi
 ina thoda k tuhanu laws das tay a kudia nooo

Offline ღ♥Bharind♥ღ

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 16
  • -Receive: 15
  • Posts: 2990
  • Tohar: 1
    • View Profile
  • Love Status: Single / Talaashi Wich
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2008, 10:42:24 AM »
eh ta galt gal vaa... huh1: huh1:

Offline wasim

  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • ***
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 1
  • Posts: 1425
  • Tohar: 7
  • Gender: Male
  • chal rean de
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2008, 10:50:39 AM »


 chal koi gal nai nikki ji

Offline Pυηנαвι Sιηgн Sσσямα

  • PJ Gabru
  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 3
  • -Receive: 5
  • Posts: 947
  • Tohar: 4
  • Gender: Male
  • ੴ ਸਤਿ ਨਾਮੁ ......waheguru.....ੴ
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2008, 03:10:00 PM »
oyeee.... aa galt ne laws... tu c apne hi hypothesis chaddi jane oo.... theory hagi ta dasoo ehna laws di?????????????  marro; marro; nurse_madam0074

theroy nu hi base banna k law bania gaye neh nikki biba ji
naale sanu officially samanat v kitta giyia hai ehna laws liyifrm ashiq society of india. walo
 hih hih hih hih

Offline Pυηנαвι Sιηgн Sσσямα

  • PJ Gabru
  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 3
  • -Receive: 5
  • Posts: 947
  • Tohar: 4
  • Gender: Male
  • ੴ ਸਤਿ ਨਾਮੁ ......waheguru.....ੴ
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2008, 03:13:47 PM »
hahahaha  mama tusi ki dove ralke nave nave Newton Law Kaddi jande jaa... vakheo kitta kudiya lamma na paa lain tuhanu dowa nu... hihihihihihii happy0045 happy0045

naaw appa nahi darde kyun ki tu haiga wa naa sanu bachon liyi mama
appa sare share kar k khawa gye
2/4 wasim nadeem te sandhu wargia da v share pawa lawa gye kutt khan vich huhaaaa

o naale gurbani vich likhia k hamesha share kar k khana chiada huhaaaa

Offline Tezy_Sandhu

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 59
  • -Receive: 178
  • Posts: 2026
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
  • TeZy SaNdhU
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2008, 10:43:33 PM »
Sahi gal aa Jas 22 bharawan da kee fayda je kut wich sath na dita ehna ne te..... ehna nu kah je yaari sade naal rakhni te kut v khani paini aa sade naal......hahahahahahaha

Offline Pυηנαвι Sιηgн Sσσямα

  • PJ Gabru
  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 3
  • -Receive: 5
  • Posts: 947
  • Tohar: 4
  • Gender: Male
  • ੴ ਸਤਿ ਨਾਮੁ ......waheguru.....ੴ
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2009, 01:49:46 PM »
 Laugh;)
Sachi a laws bohat hi effective a

Offline Tezy_Sandhu

  • PJ Gabru
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 59
  • -Receive: 178
  • Posts: 2026
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
  • TeZy SaNdhU
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2009, 07:35:43 PM »
22 g tusi eh laws kithe try kar lagye..  hih hih hih hih hih w39: w39: w39: w39:

Offline _Beast_

  • Retired Staff
  • Vajir/Vajiran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 152
  • -Receive: 103
  • Posts: 7759
  • Tohar: 25
  • Gender: Male
  • Untamed
    • View Profile
  • Love Status: Single / Talaashi Wich
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2009, 10:48:24 PM »
yaar eddan de physics te pehli bar dekhi aa

Offline ╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Vajir/Vajiran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 5
  • -Receive: 9
  • Posts: 6565
  • Tohar: 3
  • ਚੱਜਦਾ ਲਭਦਾ ਨਹੀਂ! ਜਣਾ ਖਣਾ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ਜਚਦਾ ਨਹੀਂ =P
    • View Profile
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2009, 08:52:29 PM »
i use to like  physics hih hih hih

Offline ღ♥Bharind♥ღ

  • PJ Mutiyaar
  • Lumberdar/Lumberdarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 16
  • -Receive: 15
  • Posts: 2990
  • Tohar: 1
    • View Profile
  • Love Status: Single / Talaashi Wich
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2009, 12:35:57 AM »
theroy nu hi base banna k law bania gaye neh nikki biba ji
naale sanu officially samanat v kitta giyia hai ehna laws liyifrm ashiq society of india. walo
 hih hih hih hih
/:) /:) /:) n1n n1n n1n n1n n1n  X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X

Offline M.

  • Retired Staff
  • PJ love this Member
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 165
  • -Receive: 178
  • Posts: 12072
  • Tohar: 21
  • Gender: Female
  • Simply Complicated
    • View Profile
  • Love Status: Hidden / Chori Chori
Re: Newtons Law Of Ishq........
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2009, 05:45:46 AM »
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals...

LMAOOO

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
3 Replies
2442 Views
Last post December 03, 2011, 06:37:36 PM
by ❀◕ Sahiba ◕❀
1 Replies
1523 Views
Last post February 04, 2008, 12:23:56 AM
by Ghandi_Sewa_Hajir_8
5 Replies
2177 Views
Last post June 04, 2008, 12:56:40 PM
by ╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡
3 Replies
1288 Views
Last post June 22, 2008, 01:23:48 PM
by Tikhe_Teer_Warga
2 Replies
1272 Views
Last post June 23, 2008, 03:57:04 PM
by Tikhe_Teer_Warga
7 Replies
2612 Views
Last post August 10, 2008, 11:44:30 PM
by Nadeem
0 Replies
1411 Views
Last post August 11, 2008, 08:01:49 AM
by __BlสckLisTed__
0 Replies
895 Views
Last post September 08, 2008, 01:06:18 PM
by @@JeEt@@
4 Replies
1485 Views
Last post October 03, 2008, 04:36:09 AM
by @@JeEt@@
1 Replies
967 Views
Last post October 09, 2008, 04:17:09 PM
by wasim

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 3741
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 0

There aren't any users online.

* Recent Posts

fix site pleae orrrr by Gujjar NO1
[September 21, 2025, 02:35:07 PM]


which pj member do u miss ryt now? by Gujjar NO1
[January 02, 2025, 12:52:22 PM]


your MOOD now by Gujjar NO1
[October 09, 2024, 12:31:28 PM]


Best DP of the Week by Gujjar NO1
[October 08, 2024, 05:24:20 AM]


PJ te kinnu dekhan nu jii karda tuhada ??? by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:45:10 PM]


~~say 1 truth abt the person above ya~~ by mundaxrisky
[September 15, 2024, 05:41:15 PM]


This Site Need Fix/Update by mundaxrisky
[August 20, 2024, 04:41:58 PM]


Request Video Of The Day by mundaxrisky
[July 09, 2024, 04:24:48 PM]


Majh on sale by Gujjar NO1
[April 07, 2024, 03:08:25 PM]


Hello Old Friends/Friendaynaz by Gujjar NO1
[March 14, 2024, 03:42:51 AM]


Test, just a test by Gujjar NO1
[March 11, 2024, 12:32:30 PM]


Good morning (first word ki keha) by Gujjar NO1
[February 27, 2024, 01:10:20 AM]


Throw something at the user above u by Gujjar NO1
[February 26, 2024, 01:13:56 PM]


Just two line shayari ... by Gujjar NO1
[February 15, 2024, 10:46:34 AM]


Hello Old Friends/Friendayna by ☬🅰🅳🅼🅸🅽☬
[July 07, 2023, 08:01:42 AM]


ਚਿੱਟਾ ਤੇ ਕਾਲ਼ਾ ਆਊਡੀਓਬੂਕ by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[March 30, 2023, 07:50:56 PM]


What is the first thing you do, when you wake up in the morning? by Cutter
[January 12, 2023, 08:23:23 AM]


Chita Te Kala Novel Latest Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[September 14, 2022, 07:03:31 PM]


Book Review by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:25:18 PM]


Books, Novels & Stories by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:20:16 PM]


New Book Release: Chita Te Kala Novel by ਰੂਪ ਢਿੱਲੋਂ
[May 19, 2022, 05:06:16 PM]


What Is the Best Compliment You've Ever Received? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:24:41 PM]


Last textmessage that u received by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:12:26 PM]


name one thing you can't live without ? by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:09:02 PM]


ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by mundaxrisky
[October 15, 2018, 07:03:57 PM]