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Newton's Laws of ishq
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:16:37 AM »
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.

Newtons 3rd Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

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Newton's Laws of ishq
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Re: Newton's Laws of ishq
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 11:17:34 AM »
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Re: Newton's Laws of ishq
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