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« on: August 22, 2009, 01:47:25 AM »
Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten na lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.




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Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.

Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

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Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

Bhaiya: Anandpur

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda.

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?

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Santa Sydney di ik beach te leta hoya c. Suddenly a man comes and asked: Are u relaxing.

Santa: No I am Santa. 2-3 more men asked him the same question.

Irritated Santa got up & started walking. He saw a man lying on a chair. Santa ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes. Santa slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu uthe labh rahe ne.

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Dear friend, jane anjane ch je main kade tera dil dukhaya hove, tng kita hove ja fir kuj hor jo v kita us lyi…
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Tere to j v hunda kar lai
”Main ni sudhrna”





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new jokes
« on: August 22, 2009, 01:47:25 AM »

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Re: new jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 01:49:11 AM »
joke vadiyaa aa yaar
but serprate and editing kar lene c !! :hehe:
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Re: new jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 01:58:21 AM »
ha ha ha ha bahut vadiyaaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

speciallY conductor walla, minu bahut hassa aya  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: new jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 09:04:01 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: new jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 09:22:27 AM »
Conductor one is SIck...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: new jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 09:43:00 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: funny
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Re: new jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2009, 11:22:13 AM »
gud yaar  ....ek mere vallo v .....
ab mai sharif ho gya hu. ek ladki k krib ho gya hu.uske paas mere dil ki chaabi hai ,wo meri aakhri mohababt or aapki 17v bhabhi hai..............
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Re: new jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2009, 07:55:50 PM »
wah ji wah ji ..bahut wadia par eddar te ginti 20 to uppar hogi  :superhappy:
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Re: new jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2009, 07:58:27 PM »
oye aha new kitho hoye ehe te sare de sare old haigey :laugh: :laugh:
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