Author Topic: My Favorite One-liners (Read 37008 times)

мєєт · « **Reply #260 on:** November 21, 2012, 02:27:53 PM »

Ladies, if a man says he's going to fix it, he will.

No need to remind him every few months.
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Exactly

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Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #260 on:** November 21, 2012, 02:27:53 PM »

Saini-Bhairon Majria · « **Reply #261 on:** November 21, 2012, 03:42:02 PM »

I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say, "You're next." ...So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals! :angr:

ca|i5aban ◙◙♫' · « **Reply #262 on:** November 21, 2012, 06:58:18 PM »

If you hear footsteps behind you, it isn't me running back for you, it's karma catching up to you~

_Beast_ · « **Reply #263 on:** November 21, 2012, 09:48:01 PM »

To save time, Let just say I am always right. :D:

ca|i5aban ◙◙♫' · « **Reply #264 on:** November 21, 2012, 10:15:59 PM »

Real girls aint perfect, perfect girls aint ever real`
~dRake

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #265 on:** November 22, 2012, 04:58:38 AM »

At ur place or mine :D:

@SeKhOn@ · « **Reply #266 on:** November 22, 2012, 05:13:03 AM »

GIRLS AND WATCHES SELDOM AGREE

Saini-Bhairon Majria · « **Reply #267 on:** November 22, 2012, 09:17:51 AM »

Mom: you're all dressed up, where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.

↓↓..ɗɛʂɨ ਦੇਸੀ ..↓↓ · « **Reply #268 on:** November 22, 2012, 09:30:36 AM »

dosto angrji tan jama nai samjh aundi :D:

Saini-Bhairon Majria · « **Reply #269 on:** November 22, 2012, 12:46:07 PM »

dosto angrji tan jama nai samjh aundi :D:

par likhni jama te v vadh aundi aa... :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #270 on:** November 24, 2012, 10:30:27 AM »

I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say, "You're next." ...So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals! :angr:

Hahahahah :D:

To save time, Let just say I am always right. :D:

Vadiya :D:

GIRLS AND WATCHES SELDOM AGREE

True :104:

мєєт · « **Reply #271 on:** December 12, 2012, 01:01:35 PM »

Please,keep talking.I always yawn when I am interested.

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-ιŁŁтι.Jค┼┼_ · « **Reply #272 on:** December 12, 2012, 04:58:54 PM »

marja para ja ka :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #273 on:** December 13, 2012, 12:30:20 PM »

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny? :D:

αмεη · « **Reply #274 on:** December 13, 2012, 02:15:38 PM »

Khasma nu kha

Saini-Bhairon Majria · « **Reply #275 on:** January 18, 2013, 11:14:10 PM »

If it wasn't for women...

I wouldn't have to look both ways when crossing a one way road.
:cooll:

мєєт · « **Reply #276 on:** April 27, 2014, 11:11:13 AM »

If it wasn't for women...

I wouldn't have to look both ways when crossing a one way road.
:cooll:

Hahahaha :D:

Anamika · « **Reply #277 on:** April 27, 2014, 11:49:57 AM »

I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right

V!$|-|U · « **Reply #278 on:** April 27, 2014, 01:39:31 PM »

si gal aa :D: :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #279 on:** April 29, 2014, 01:38:56 PM »

There is no point in aiming at the target if you are loaded with blanks.

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A girl born beautiful is half married.

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