Author Topic: My Favorite One-liners (Read 37614 times)

KuriPataka · « **Reply #200 on:** October 06, 2011, 10:41:24 PM »

meeeeeh meeeeeenh meeeeeennh (billu bakra)

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #200 on:** October 06, 2011, 10:41:24 PM »

_Beast_ · « **Reply #201 on:** October 07, 2011, 02:13:38 AM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on July 18, 2011, 02:12:42 PM

Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are. :D:

IN US curves of Highways are for safety, lol,
idk :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #202 on:** October 08, 2011, 03:22:40 PM »

Quote from: KuriPataka on October 06, 2011, 10:41:24 PM

meeeeeh meeeeeenh meeeeeennh (billu bakra)

:wait: ?

Parv... · « **Reply #203 on:** October 17, 2011, 02:25:47 AM »

A gentleman makes proverb but fools repeat them B-)

мєєт · « **Reply #204 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:14:07 PM »

Quote from: Parv... on October 17, 2011, 02:25:47 AM

A gentleman makes proverb but fools repeat them B-)

I disagree

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"If you can’t dazzle them with your wit, bamboozle them with your bullshit."

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Parv... · « **Reply #205 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:16:30 PM »

explain

★raman preet is back★ · « **Reply #206 on:** October 31, 2011, 06:16:52 PM »

eh hai ki

мєєт · « **Reply #207 on:** November 09, 2011, 01:21:28 PM »

Quote from: Parv... on October 31, 2011, 04:16:30 PM

explain

Just kidding Parv

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who says nothing is impossible....I did nothing all my life. :D:

Parv... · « **Reply #208 on:** November 09, 2011, 02:51:53 PM »

Its better that a girl has beauty than brains because boys see better than they think ...

Toba_in_Neighbor_Boy · « **Reply #209 on:** November 09, 2011, 08:45:35 PM »

tht's right

мєєт · « **Reply #210 on:** November 14, 2011, 11:53:48 AM »

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby . :D:

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Quote from: Parv... on November 09, 2011, 02:51:53 PM

Its better that a girl has beauty than brains because boys see better than they think ...

So true

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мєєт · « **Reply #211 on:** November 18, 2011, 12:23:24 PM »

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

мєєт · « **Reply #212 on:** November 21, 2011, 01:35:38 PM »

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? :D:
Why do we look in our handkerchiefs after blowing our nose? :D:

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Why is lemonade made with artificial flavoring, while dishwasher soap is made with real lemons?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.

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