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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2011, 12:26:05 PM »
badi english bolda munda patwari da lolzzzzzzzz




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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2011, 12:26:05 PM »

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2011, 12:27:47 PM »
I hate it when i buy a bag of air, and there's chips in it.




So true!  :loll: :loll:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2011, 12:35:57 PM »
I hate it when i buy a bag of air, and there's chips in it.

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #43 on: June 16, 2011, 02:53:07 PM »
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.  :D:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #44 on: June 16, 2011, 02:59:39 PM »
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2011, 03:08:19 PM »
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. :D:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #46 on: June 16, 2011, 04:25:54 PM »
One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2011, 01:08:34 PM »
One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.




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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2011, 01:12:29 PM »
naseebo nu vi engarji aa gai :13: :thinking: :thinking:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2011, 01:14:16 PM »
lmaoo  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!


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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2011, 01:20:48 PM »
naseebo nu vi engarji aa gai :13: :thinking: :thinking:

eni vini angreji aundi, par nakal maran de kera paise lagde ah

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2011, 01:28:26 PM »
naseebo nu vi engarji aa gai :13: :thinking: :thinking:


Gujr ji, hun teh tuhanu v sikhni peni angreji  :mean:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2011, 01:38:39 PM »

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. 

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2011, 05:47:28 AM »

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2011, 06:01:50 AM »
I still don't know why they made that Axe Deodorant with the Chocolate smell, only fat girls are coming to me :pagel:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2011, 02:01:38 PM »
I still don't know why they made that Axe Deodorant with the Chocolate smell, only fat girls are coming to me :pagel:



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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2011, 01:04:35 PM »
I still don't know why they made that Axe Deodorant with the Chocolate smell, only fat girls are coming to me :pagel:


Mai teh sare "Axe Deo" try kite kuch v nai hunda yaar  :sad:   :D:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #57 on: June 20, 2011, 06:30:27 AM »
 :D: :D: :D:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
« Reply #58 on: June 20, 2011, 01:30:56 PM »
Do they have American fries in France? :loll:

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Re: My Favorite One-liners
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