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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #80 on: July 22, 2011, 12:37:54 PM »
Quote from: ashfaq_gujr on July 21, 2011, 01:50:16 PM
very nice :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Thanx  :smile:

Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on July 21, 2011, 01:56:55 PM
:D: :D: :D: aukha :D: !!

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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #80 on: July 22, 2011, 12:37:54 PM »

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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #81 on: July 25, 2011, 10:50:09 AM »

Whenever you fall down...

Never lose hope...

Gather all your courage and strength...

Just get up and say...

"Waiiiterrrr..., one more drink pleeeaseeee..., hic!"    :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #82 on: July 25, 2011, 10:55:26 AM »
hahaha sohnaa aa :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #83 on: July 28, 2011, 02:50:23 PM »
Quote from: Ms. Gill on July 25, 2011, 10:55:26 AM
hahaha sohnaa aa :D:

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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #84 on: July 28, 2011, 02:50:59 PM »
Definition of Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. :loll:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #85 on: July 28, 2011, 02:53:13 PM »
Definition of office: A place where one can relax, after a strenuous home life. :yawn: :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #86 on: July 28, 2011, 03:07:00 PM »
Judge: What made you come here?

Accused: Competition, your honour!

Judge: What kind of competition?

Accused: I printed currency notes, like the government, your honour! :D:
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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #87 on: August 31, 2011, 02:14:07 PM »
Me and my Boss

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, when my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy, when my boss does not do it, he is busy.

When I do something new without being told, I am trying to be over smart, when my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.

When I make a mistake, I am an idiot, when my boss makes a mistake, he's only a human being.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around, when my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview, when my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

When I do good, my boss never remembers, when I do wrong, he never forgets.

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Re: My Favorite Jokes
« Reply #88 on: August 31, 2011, 02:34:49 PM »
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