Author Topic: My Favorite Jokes (Read 11543 times)

мєєт · « **on:** June 08, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it! :D: :D:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** June 08, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »

gaggan · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2011, 05:16:50 PM »

hahahahhaha

мєєт · « **Reply #2 on:** June 09, 2011, 11:46:45 AM »

Why is it called a TOOTH brush when you brush all of your teeth? :happy: :D:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #3 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:06:12 AM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on June 08, 2011, 03:02:03 PM

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it! :D: :D:

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мєєт · « **Reply #4 on:** June 13, 2011, 11:22:10 AM »

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? :D:

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҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2011, 06:27:22 AM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on June 13, 2011, 11:22:10 AM

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? :D: :

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 14, 2011, 08:48:09 AM »

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #7 on:** June 15, 2011, 02:17:29 PM »

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? :D:

anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** June 15, 2011, 02:20:37 PM »

:D: :D: samj ni ayi :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #9 on:** June 15, 2011, 02:29:16 PM »

I translated(Google) it for you

अगर यह सच है कि हम यहाँ हैं दूसरों की मदद करना है, तो क्या वास्तव मेंयहाँ के लिए दूसरों रहे हैं? :D: :D:

anonymous · « **Reply #10 on:** June 15, 2011, 02:30:54 PM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on June 15, 2011, 02:29:16 PM

I translated(Google) it for you

अगर यह सच है कि हम यहाँ हैं दूसरों की मदद करना है, तो क्या वास्तव मेंयहाँ के लिए दूसरों रहे हैं? :D: :D:

punjabi wich likh bai :D: :D:

bibamunda · « **Reply #11 on:** June 15, 2011, 08:15:29 PM »

:D:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:34:05 AM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on June 15, 2011, 02:17:29 PM

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? :D:

Same thing.

ਪੰਜਾਬ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2011, 06:15:01 AM »

:D: :D: :D:

мєєт · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2011, 02:41:02 PM »

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to. :laugh:

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2011, 06:41:47 AM »

Quote from: нαηנυαη ∂ι ¢ннαвєєℓ on June 16, 2011, 02:41:02 PM

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to. :laugh:

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мєєт · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2011, 11:47:48 AM »

Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

ਸੱਗੀ · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2011, 11:52:05 AM »

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2011, 05:42:12 AM »

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мєєт · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2011, 12:16:26 PM »

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.

:D:

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