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Title: Moral of the story...
Post by: _noXiouS_ on October 15, 2009, 03:59:42 PM

  In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, "Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them."

She explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers.

Little Suzie raises her hand.

Suzie: "I live on a farm and we have a chicken that laid 12 eggs, we were excited to have 12 more chickens but only 6 of them hatched."

Teacher: "That's a good story, now what is the moral?"

Suzie: "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched."

Teacher: "Very good Suzie, anyone else?"

Ralphie: "Yes teacher, I was carrying some eggs I bought for my mom in my bicycle basket one day and I crashed my bike and all the eggs broke."

Teacher: "That's a nice story, what is the moral?"

Ralphie: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Teacher: "Very good Ralphie, anyone else?"

Little Johnny: "Yes teacher, my Aunt Karen is in the army and when she was in the Gulf War, she parachuted down with only a gun, 20 bullets, a knife, and a six-pack of beer. On her way down, she drank the six pack. When she landed, she shot 20 Iraqis and killed ten of them with her knife."

Teacher: "Very interesting, Johnny, what is the moral to your story?"

Little Johnny: "Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she's drunk."

Title: Re: Moral of the story...
Post by: _noXiouS_ on October 15, 2009, 04:06:38 PM

A turkey was standing in a field chatting to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the turkey right out of the tree.

Moral of the Story: Bulls$!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!

Title: Re: Moral of the story...
Post by: ╬нƹ ѕσυℓ мα╬ƹ™ on October 15, 2009, 04:10:58 PM

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Moral of the story...
Post by: _noXiouS_ on October 16, 2009, 03:46:49 PM

 :loll: I like the second one  :happy:

Title: Re: Moral of the story...
Post by: Jhanda_Amli on October 17, 2009, 03:45:36 AM

First one is sick  :loll: :loll: :loll: