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Medical Terminology
« on: November 15, 2009, 07:27:45 PM »


Have you heard of Mr. Beans applying to a medical school to become a doctor?


Needless to say he never made it. You know why?


These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam.


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Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.




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Medical Terminology
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Re: Medical Terminology
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 10:07:18 AM »
 :nurse:

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Re: Medical Terminology
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 10:29:46 AM »
:nurse:
wot dt nurse emoticon stand for?  :lost: compliment or criticism?

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Re: Medical Terminology
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 11:52:44 AM »



Enema - not a friend.


 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:


shukar aa he didn't get accepted!  :happy:

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Re: Medical Terminology
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 10:59:47 PM »

Enema - not a friend.


 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:


shukar aa he didn't get accepted!  :happy:
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