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KuriPataka · « **on:** March 29, 2009, 10:28:38 PM »

CDC Medical Alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** March 29, 2009, 10:28:38 PM »

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:42:37 PM »

I'm dying out here. =)) (dying laughing that is)

KuriPataka · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:52:08 PM »

You aren't laughing. It's actually extreme crying because you are infected.

Steppenwolf · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:54:20 PM »

lol, one of the funniers ones i've seen.

twinkle_us · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2009, 10:57:05 PM »

:;)

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