Marriage Humor

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.' 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

'We ll that's because we aren't married yet.'

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'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

'Well, you have done the right thing.'

'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning..'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'


Husbands are husbands

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

esi liye toh hum vyah karvane se darte hai :rabb: :hehe:

dujia de dekh ke khush hunde vai gaya banda/bandi kam to

kal ma depression ch chali gai c cousn nu vekh ke
v kal tak eh sade nal tapdi c
hun eh etho chali jayegi
ik din ma v chali jana
menu bohat dar lagda aa X_X X_X X_X

uncle nu kehna ghar jwai lab len :lost:

aho tu mere jhunde  patva de

aggey kehre tere jhunde laggay hoye va :lost:

tenu pta v aa jhunde hunda ki aa??

jhunde = flag ena bewkof b ni ma :lost:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: oh jhanda hunda aa
ma jhunde keha aa...jo kudiyea juda kardea ne ohnu kehnde aa jhunda a
a
goreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bandar :laugh: :laugh: :hehe: :hehe:
kal ma teri gal krdi c cousn nal ki mera ki dost aa jama gora bandar aa :hehe: :hehe:

: mein samjia jhunde, jhanda da plural haiga (flags) :happy:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: kamla bandar

sar de piche bal nal jo bun banandia janania oho jhunde hunda  :happy: right?

rite ji rite

uncle kyon putan ge oho :lost:ona nu ni pata tu sardarni haigi :laugh:

ooo tu rehn de
pagal jeha

shreef bande nu sab pagal hi kehnde :lost: