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Marriage Dilemmas
« on: June 17, 2009, 09:28:33 AM »
Husband: What are you doing?

Wife: Nothing.

Husband: You've been staring at our marriage certificate for over an hour.

Wife: I'm looking for the expiry date.
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Marriage Dilemmas
« on: June 17, 2009, 09:28:33 AM »

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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 09:30:36 AM »
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
and now replace wife by kuripataka

Husband: What are you doing?

Kuripataka: Nothing.
Husband: You've been staring at our marriage certificate for over an hour.

Kuripataka: I'm looking for the expiry date.

hor vi maza au
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 09:32:04 AM »
Husband:  Lab gayee?

KuriPataka: Kyon tu ki karna?

Husband: Ohi jo tu karna.
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2009, 09:32:43 AM »
MWHAUAHAHHAWUHAUAAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 10:59:22 PM »
Quote from: Kuri Pataka on June 17, 2009, 09:32:04 AM
Husband:  Lab gayee?

KuriPataka: Kyon tu ki karna?

Husband: Ohi jo tu karna.

I loved this part.. hahha
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2009, 10:34:14 PM »
Daffa Hona...sounds familiar?
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 12:53:08 AM »
oh ya.. gonna try tat on my girl after we get feed up of each other.. hahahah  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 05:09:13 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:]best one
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 08:54:39 AM »
Quote from: Daffa Hona on July 13, 2009, 12:53:08 AM
oh ya.. gonna try tat on my girl after we get feed up of each other.. hahahah  :laugh: :laugh:

Not if she tries it on  you first.
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 01:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Tooti Footi Kuri on July 17, 2009, 08:54:39 AM
Not if she tries it on  you first.


ohnu aa joke paran nai denna!!
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2009, 11:38:49 PM »
Mai tere viah te wedding card wich likh dena. LOL
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2009, 11:45:50 PM »
asse wedding card he nai chapone.. lol..
Tree save karaa ge  :blink: :blink:
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2009, 11:47:12 PM »
wedding invitation nahi! Jehra mai tenu dena, paise wich pahke as a gift. ..ohde wich likhna.
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2009, 11:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Tooti Footi Kuri on July 18, 2009, 11:47:12 PM
wedding invitation nahi! Jehra mai tenu dena, paise wich pahke as a gift. ..ohde wich likhna.

Kudi di jholi'ch pah deyi (Shagun), foto khichwan vehle. perfect timing. Fer ik smile deke photo vi khichwalayi, kiyonki it'll be a Kodak moment for Daffa Hona.
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2009, 11:51:29 PM »
Quote from: Tooti Footi Kuri on July 18, 2009, 11:47:12 PM
wedding invitation nahi! Jehra mai tenu dena, paise wich pahke as a gift. ..ohde wich likhna.

Quote from: Grenade Singh on July 18, 2009, 11:49:36 PM
Kudi di jholi'ch pah deyi (Shagun), foto khichwan vehle. perfect timing. Fer ik smile deke photo vi khichwalayi, kiyonki it'll be a Kodak moment for Daffa Hona.

hahahaha .. dovve ekko jehhe he aa..  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

na na.. Hun court marraige... Kesse nu nai bulna .. no photo.. nothing
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2009, 11:53:02 PM »
Koyee na putt. Tenu ghare roti te bulavange. Fer powerlifter tau es topic da wallpaper banva ke apne dining room wich lah dena. Jadon tu auna appay pata lagg jau lol
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2009, 11:57:23 PM »
jidan tere karee ayye.. ohnu kehna kalle glasses lavva ke layyo  :blink:
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2009, 11:59:00 PM »
ok now this is getting ridiculous lol.
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2009, 05:57:53 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Marriage Dilemmas
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2009, 11:53:49 AM »
lolzzzz
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