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MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« on: November 10, 2009, 04:11:00 AM »
The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is.
 
The wife goes into  a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
 
Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
 
The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here to your office Monday and Wednesday,  but Friday I golf."

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MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« on: November 10, 2009, 04:11:00 AM »

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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 04:28:48 AM »
haha thats stupid husband:P :loll:
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2009, 04:42:15 AM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 10, 2009, 04:28:48 AM
haha thats stupid husband:P :loll:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 05:01:38 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 05:28:45 AM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€→47 on November 10, 2009, 04:28:48 AM
haha thats stupid husband:P :loll:
well to become a husband is stupidity in intself, why blame one person?
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2009, 05:30:13 AM »
Quote from: PUNJABI lion on November 10, 2009, 05:01:38 AM
:lol:
veer joke likh likh ke pura PJ bhar ditta. tennu ajj time laggia paran da :angr:
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 02:33:13 AM »
heheheheeh lol
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2012, 04:16:07 PM »
 
 
something seems fishy about the husband - ahem :loll:
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2012, 05:09:33 PM »
haha nice
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Re: MARRIAGE COUNSELLING
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2012, 06:44:31 PM »
hahahhahahahahaha
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