HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN LOVE, LUST AND MARRIAGE...


LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't c

LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE when you argue over money

LOVE when you share everything you own
LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything

LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize (censored :happy:)
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts

LOVE when you write poems about your partner
LUST when all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE when all you write are check's

LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST when you couldn't give a rip
MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV

LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent

LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake

LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them

LOVE when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
MARRIAGE when you never listen to music

LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought

LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score

LOVE  :love:
LUST  :angr:
MARRIAGE  :wow: :superhappy: :lol: :hehe: :marro:

well net luv is a state of mind when mind is out of mind :happy:

Author: Mr. Uncle ji  :lol: :

nah author me  :happy:

haha lust must be censored

  :happy: his experience also works as a mentor to me

:he: :he: :he: uncle ji munde sambh lo avda  :pagel:

5 saal pehla hi band kar diya sambna hun mei sambda apa nu

tahi vigad gea  :he:
uncle ji sambh lo ehnu  :he: :

hun ta mein sambda una nu :happy:

aye haye munda biba ho gea  :he:

samblna penda bibi ni ta jado daru jiada pee lende dhol kadh ke le aande te menu kehnde chal kaka bangra paa :hehe:

fer tu nachda aa
 :pagel:
aye haye jara menu v nach ke vakha  :hehe: :hehe:

ma v vekha vadesi murga kime nachda  :

menu nchda vek ke tu b nachan lag pena loki kehge kise movie di shootin chal rai :happy:

hahhahah aho ese bahane TV ch aa javange  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

edi baddi tv vich kinwe aayegi :lost:

ma tan fer aa jaoungi tu avda soch 6 foote te ghodhe  :huhh: