A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.’

A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have the m both looking for work in two weeks.’

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We
took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and
now half the country is looking for work.