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Little Girl on a Plane
« on: December 13, 2009, 07:52:48 PM »
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea...'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
shiit?

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Little Girl on a Plane
« on: December 13, 2009, 07:52:48 PM »

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2009, 11:04:11 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 04:11:27 AM »
:lol: :lol: :lol:
kuria ta chote honde to hi intelligent hondia.

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 10:58:36 PM »
kuria ta chote honde to hi intelligent hondia.
oh tan hai h  :balle: :balle:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 11:27:55 PM »
oh tan hai h  :balle: :balle:
bade ho ke munde jo patane hunde  :laugh:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 12:10:04 AM »
bade ho ke munde jo patane hunde  :laugh:
tenu patna h patna  :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 02:37:07 AM »
tenu patna h patna  :laugh: :laugh:
eh angur kata haiga  :laugh:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 03:04:03 AM »
eh angur kata haiga  :laugh:
menu khate angur pasand aa :laugh:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 03:13:27 AM »
menu khate angur pasand aa :laugh:
acidity ho jani

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 03:16:14 AM »

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 03:20:59 AM »

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 03:21:54 AM »
digest ni hona
ho jana meri pachan shakti bohat achi aa :hehe:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2009, 03:23:46 AM »
ho jana meri pachan shakti bohat achi aa :hehe:
42 kg wali di honi jo b likhia (pachan shkti)10 gm peanuts kha lawe ta constipation ho jandi honi :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2009, 03:29:07 AM »
42 kg wali di honi jo b likhia (pachan shkti)10 gm peanuts kha lawe ta constipation ho jandi honi :laugh: :laugh:
:hehe: :hehe: :shutup: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: par jo v khani aa jina v khani aa sai rehnda aa :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2009, 03:39:19 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :shutup: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: par jo v khani aa jina v khani aa sai rehnda aa :hehe: :hehe:
5 minute vich tera lunch ho janda, khandi ki tu :lost:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2009, 11:23:12 PM »
5 minute vich tera lunch ho janda, khandi ki tu :lost:
ma 2 roti khani  :balle: :balle:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2009, 11:57:40 PM »
thats smart
hahahahahhha

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2009, 12:42:28 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2009, 12:50:39 AM »
Damn nailde it  :loll: :loll: :loll:

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Re: Little Girl on a Plane
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2009, 04:37:42 AM »
Damn nailde it  :loll: :loll: :loll:
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