One day Little Johnny was on the school bus and he was sitting
right behind the bus driver and he was saying to himself, "If my
daddy was a lion and my mommy was a lion then I would be a baby
lion." He kept on talking to himself like this.

After 10 minutes of this, the bus driver had enough of it and
said, "What would happen if your daddy was a drunk and your
mommy was a whore?" Little Johnny replied, "Then I would be a
bus driver."