Killing English ……

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? "********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

Class teacher once said :

” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

 

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once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”

 

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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

 

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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

 

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

 

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teacher in a furious mood…

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

 

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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

 

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My manager started like this

“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

 

 

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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board

 

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“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

 

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

 

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells …

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

 

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

 

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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

 

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

 

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

 

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

 

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

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 : i read but not understand meaning  : :

“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

 

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

 

************ ********* ********* ********* *****

 

Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

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hanji :laugh:

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Read these. They killed the english language  :break:

Don't worry there's plenty to go around. :

omfg, i wish i cud speak like that :laugh: main ta adhi k dunia hassa hassa hi maar deni c :D:

Try karke dekh lo..ki pata hunda hidden talent da :

u knw i knw u dnt knw me but i knw everybody hair and their :D: so speak before u watch :laugh:

*hair and their* :laugh: hanji lag gya pata

see i am the one from the world :D: u r all in the pent of my pocket :laugh:

Hidden talent..navi game shuru kariye ehdi :laugh:

hahaha sure sure..... i play u play and we all play :laugh:

: hun sochna pena. chalo tusi shuru karo.. you have a PhD in this game already :pagel:

phd : pagal hon de dartak :laugh:
if i do play then how u play alone ? i now i can do this :laugh:

haha no I meant you start new topic. "I now i can do this" :D:

hahaha acha acha will do it van me coming rewind for me entership  :pagel:

sire laa ti lol