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Judge and lawyer...........
« on: December 02, 2007, 09:01:31 AM »
Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
 
Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai?
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Judge and lawyer...........
« on: December 02, 2007, 09:01:31 AM »

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Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 01:19:58 PM »
ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola - “Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi”.

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Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 03:45:38 AM »
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai ....  
 

 
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Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 05:31:23 AM »
An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
  hih hih hih
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Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 06:02:02 AM »
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"  hih hih Balle; hih hih
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Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 05:32:57 AM »
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
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Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 06:17:57 PM »
.Ae Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty
ke Ladke unhe Line Maarna samjhte hain apni Duty

 w39: w39: :;) :;) Balle; Balle;
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 11:26:09 AM »
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.[/[/color]center]
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Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2008, 11:36:48 PM »
wase ehh formula chalda bout yaa  hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2008, 11:50:16 AM »
lolzz velly lagda tu ah walla formula use bhot karda lolzz sudhar ja
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2008, 05:26:40 AM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih lolllzzzzz
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