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Sw33tgirl · « **on:** May 13, 2009, 05:49:25 AM »

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** May 13, 2009, 05:49:25 AM »

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2009, 05:50:39 AM »

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Sry par Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2009, 05:54:39 AM »

rohit to frnd: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.

frnd:yar koi hint toh de plzzzz........!!!!!

iTaLiAn_BeBo · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2009, 05:55:03 AM »

: : : hahahahha balle sweeto chack de phatee :

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2009, 05:59:16 AM »

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:03:18 AM »

Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.

Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:03:54 AM »

Quote from: ♥♥ «¡taLiaИ» ਜੱਟੀ♥♥ on May 13, 2009, 05:55:03 AM

: : : hahahahha balle sweeto chack de phatee :

fank ju sisoooooooooooo

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desi_@hata · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:06:12 AM »

Quote from: ਛੱਮਕ ןєђเ... (ѕฬ33t) on May 13, 2009, 06:03:18 AM

Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.

Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.
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its funny really hahhaha

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:07:33 AM »

Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya.

Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera. Bas jara mausam kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.

Amli: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de

M. · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:07:53 AM »

Quote from: ਛੱਮਕ ןєђเ... (ѕฬ33t) on May 13, 2009, 05:49:25 AM

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

omg

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:09:33 AM »

do dosta di larai ho rhi c .

pehla: Tere dimag vich kuda bharya hoya hai.

duja: Tahi te tu 2 ghante to chatti ja reha hain.

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:12:07 AM »

Shaadi to Pehle

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal banana chahnda haan

Par Mumtaz nahi mildi....

Shaadi to baad

Takdeer hai par kismat nahi khuldi

Taj mahal banana chahnda haan

Par Mumtaz nahi mardi....

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:13:14 AM »

sunny: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya.

jeet: Hun oh kiven hai?

sunny: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai diti.

desi_@hata · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:14:59 AM »

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:43:06 AM »

Wife: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di

husband: Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Wife: Kaisi galatfahami?

husband: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

ਮਾਨ ਸਾਹਿਬ · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2009, 08:41:53 AM »

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:27:15 PM »

lolzzz

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death_in_dreamz · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:33:29 PM »

::lough::lough::

death_in_dreamz · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:38:12 PM »

SANTA TO BANTA ..::-- AGAR TERI WAUTI NU BHOOTNI CHIMBAD JAYE
TU KI KRENGA...??

BANTA ..::-- MAIN KI KRNA!
EH TA BHENA BHENA DA AAPSI MAAMLA...

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:24:34 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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