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Dad Di Bibbi Dhee · « **on:** June 10, 2009, 08:05:33 PM »

i have some jokes here....per mai appe ta banaee ni...copyed it...lolzz

1.) Scene: A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

2.) There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

( this is kind of sad)

this is all i could get....
i know it sucks........

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** June 10, 2009, 08:05:33 PM »

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #1 on:** June 11, 2009, 02:30:55 PM »

:laugh: :laugh:

Dad Di Bibbi Dhee · « **Reply #2 on:** June 11, 2009, 03:38:50 PM »

Quote from: tarn on June 11, 2009, 02:30:55 PM

:laugh: :laugh:

ok fer ta wadiyaa hai kisi ni ta sochaa funny hai...lolzz

amy4162 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2012, 05:08:01 AM »

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