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Joke: God was Engineer
« on: May 09, 2010, 05:13:34 PM »
An electrical, a mechanical and a civil engineer all sat down one day to try and decide of which of their faculties god must be to design the human body.

The electrical engineer says god must be an electrical engineer, for you only have to look at the complex nervous system powered be electrical impulses.

The mechanical engineer was sure that god must be a mechanical engineer, for the advanced mechanical systems, the heart a pump, the veins pipes and the tendons and muscles an advanced pulley system.

Finally after hearing the civil engineers arguments, both the mechanical and electrical engineer both agreed that god must be a civil engineer, for who else would run a sewer system through a recreational area!


One of the professor at my college gave a speech in my class, and he included this joke in it and
BTW that guy is awesome, He don't teach at my college to make money, whatever money he gets from the college he gives that to student scholarship organizations :happy:
and also he is one the guys who invented voice recognition system, it was a military project before

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