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Fun Shun Junction => Jokes Majaak => Topic started by: иαωту мυи∂α on May 22, 2012, 01:54:55 PM
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Interviewer: There are 50 bricks
on an aeroplane. If u drop 1
outside. How many are left?
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Applicant: That's easy, 49.
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Interviewer: What are the three
steps to put an elephant into a
fridge?
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Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the
elephant in. Close the fridge
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Interviewer: What are the four
steps to put a deer into the
fridge?
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Applicant: Open the fridge. Take
the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
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Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all
animals are there except one,
why?
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Applicant: Because the deer is in
the fridge.
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Interviewer: How does an old
woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
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Applicant: She just crosses it
because the crocodiles are at the
lion's birthday
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Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
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Applicant: ummm.......I guess she
drowned? :wait: :wait:
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Interviewer: No! She was hit by
the brick fallen frm the aeroplane
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