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INTERNET WOMAN
« on: November 07, 2009, 02:08:05 AM »
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............

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INTERNET WOMAN
« on: November 07, 2009, 02:08:05 AM »

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Re: INTERNET WOMAN
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2009, 02:15:57 AM »
haha nice
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Re: INTERNET WOMAN
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2009, 02:19:07 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: INTERNET WOMAN
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2009, 02:57:18 AM »
Quote from: уαηкєη вιвι on November 07, 2009, 02:19:07 AM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
juss a joke nothing offensive against women  :loll:
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Re: INTERNET WOMAN
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2009, 03:47:51 AM »
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: INTERNET WOMAN
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2009, 04:47:41 AM »
Quote from: sukhbeer on November 07, 2009, 03:47:51 AM
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: INTERNET WOMAN
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2009, 09:54:41 AM »
already posted.. But its still good.. So I read it again  :happy:
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Re: INTERNET WOMAN
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2009, 06:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Jhanda Amli on November 08, 2009, 09:54:41 AM
already posted.. But its still good.. So I read it again  :happy:
ma pleasure, you liked it
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