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Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:13:45 AM »
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:

- Do you have anybananas?
- No, I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have anybananas? (asks the monkey)
- No, I have not got anybananas!!!
- Do you have anybananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!
- Do you have any nails?
- No, I don't.
- Do you have anybananas?
 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:13:45 AM »

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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2011, 05:47:39 PM »
lolz arriyal monkey!
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2011, 05:52:28 PM »
haji haji lol
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 01:24:01 AM »
arriyal waise hunda ki aa :hehe:

 :hehe:

DabanGG da kacha naam te nahi ehh :thinking:
:D: :D: :D:
Quote from: :.SaNjAnA GiLL.: on July 31, 2011, 05:47:39 PM
lolz arriyal monkey!
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 05:47:27 AM »
lol monkeys wil always be monkeys..;)
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 05:55:49 AM »
Quote from: urmysunshine on August 01, 2011, 05:47:27 AM
lol monkeys wil always be monkeys..;)

Ohh kill we kar dinde hunde :hehe: je gussa aa jawe ohna nu
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 05:59:02 AM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on August 01, 2011, 05:55:49 AM
Ohh kill we kar dinde hunde :hehe: je gussa aa jawe ohna nu

hanji...par aag to darde aa..:D :D so use it against them
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 06:07:10 AM »
Quote from: urmysunshine on August 01, 2011, 05:59:02 AM
hanji...par aag to darde aa..:D :D so use it against them

:hehe: hanji ji aag to ta sare darde ne :loll:
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 06:28:22 AM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on August 01, 2011, 06:07:10 AM
:hehe: hanji ji aag to ta sare darde ne :loll:

lol ohna ni jina oho darde a...machis di ik tili kaafi a ohna layi..:P
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 06:36:19 AM »
:D:
Quote from: urmysunshine on August 01, 2011, 06:28:22 AM
lol ohna ni jina oho darde a...machis di ik tili kaafi a ohna layi..:P
:D: :D: te bande lai ?? ki Jaruri aa :D:
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 06:42:14 AM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on August 01, 2011, 06:36:19 AM
:D::D: :D: te bande lai ?? ki Jaruri aa :D:

je monkeys tuhade ghar ajaan fer???..:D
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 06:48:34 AM »
Quote from: urmysunshine on August 01, 2011, 06:42:14 AM
je monkeys tuhade ghar ajaan fer???..:D

:hehe: kujh nahi phir ki pta nahi ki hoona :hehe:


je tuhade ghar aa jaan phir ???
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 06:58:14 AM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on August 01, 2011, 06:48:34 AM
:hehe: kujh nahi phir ki pta nahi ki hoona :hehe:


je tuhade ghar aa jaan phir ???

saade ghar ta aye hoye aa india ch...tahi ta daseya..aag la leo...:D
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 07:03:26 AM »
Quote from: urmysunshine on August 01, 2011, 06:58:14 AM
saade ghar ta aye hoye aa india ch...tahi ta daseya..aag la leo...:D

Na yaar keo bejuban Janvaar nu marna :hehe: ave paap kari jana aape chall jaan ge jidda aaye hoonge :hehe:
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 07:08:15 AM »
Quote from: ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ on August 01, 2011, 07:03:26 AM
Na yaar keo bejuban Janvaar nu marna :hehe: ave paap kari jana aape chall jaan ge jidda aaye hoonge :hehe:

haye oye...ohna nu mari da thodi da...oh ta bhaj jande ne...:P
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2011, 07:18:27 AM »
Quote from: urmysunshine on August 01, 2011, 07:08:15 AM
haye oye...ohna nu mari da thodi da...oh ta bhaj jande ne...:P

Acha ji phir theek aa ji
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Re: Intelligent monkey into a bar...
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2011, 03:35:29 PM »
thak gae?
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